Current Mood: Yessir!

Current Music: That damn espresso machine whirring...>.o

      I tell you what, Us Air Force Officers are very inventive when they're bored. The Major that works in here just brought an espresso machine into the office. Now to bring personal items of that caliber into a place of business in the Air Force, you have to fill out a form with an explaination. His: "To improve work conditions by boosting morale and awareness, while replacing obsolete equipment." Basically, he upgraded the coffee pot to Jumbomegacaffeineatron™ making our eyes bug out of their sockets when we take a sip... and it's shiny, that's the morale booster. (^_^ SHIIIIIINY ^_^)
      So yeah yesterday Lauren came up to me and said she wants my next comic for the squadron newsletter entitled The Sandstorm. So that means now I have real deadlines on my Military Out There version. Plus I kinda want to get this hat...

Stephi thinks that its just stupid, but I think that it is a cool hat. Plus I will fully endorse and support the website that supports my webcomic for free while also supporting my outragous rants. Show the love! Plus it would be a good poker hat for my Friday Texas Hold 'em games.... *laughs evily* This hoody is pretty cool too, it "prevents 80% of good ideas from escaping"...

"I fully endorse this product and/or service."

     Why is it so goofy? It goes to a good cause! The maintainers' pockets as well as upkeep and royalties! DUH! I mean have you seen any ads on Livejournal? I haven't. You know why? Because they are self sufficient. And if they're so goofy then we can look goofy together.

Yeeeesssssss.... join me. Drink the green kool-aid and follow me to everlasting happiness! Where Livejournal merchandise roam freely in the forests, and love is abound with rainbows and sprinkles!

Plus I have a letter:

        Dear sick little Livejournal monkey bastards,

                       Just buy the damn crap so that kid with the werid hair and the khaki pants will stop poking me with a pencil. It's really starting to hurt you selfish assholes. Buy the damn crap so that all the world can be commerciallized just like the nazis wanted it to be. It only makes it easier for me to control your idiotic little minds. So buy the damn crap!

Your Lord and Master,

Foamy.